You know those days that start off in a way you wish you could go back to bed and wake up again? But you don’t and it continues that way… welcome to today. At least now with the lack of sleep I’m borderline delirious and find humor in it. It was 1:30am and I heard the little squeak box which usually means one thing… feed me.
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So we are a little over 8 weeks pregnant… I don’t look any different, but I feel like I have the flu…all the time. I’ve never wanted to puke so bad in my life, except that one time I was too hungover or maybe that’s called still drunk. I thought it was a mental thing, like maybe I wouldn’t feel pregnant if I tried to forget I was pregnant… until one day I walked by the pantry and noticed the door was open. I decided to go over and close the door, but not before I saw a jar of orange marmalade on the shelf… who the hell buys orange marmalade?!
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Remember how I said a lot happens leading up to your 30s? Two weeks after 30 years of “ I’m not having kids” I took my first pregnancy test. I wasn’t nervous because in my mind I was never getting pregnant. I sat there and waited for what felt like at least 3 years… we purchased the digital result test because it was basically idiot proof, it left no room for the “is that one lines or two”? It simply said PREGNANT. Wait? Pregnant? That can’t be… the box said the test is 99.9% accurate so of course I could be the .1% who received a false positive. After another what felt like 3 years later… still PREGNANT.
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